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PostSubject: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 10:28 am

post yo momma jokes here


scratch cant think of any...
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:14 pm

Yo mama so fat, she is fat lol!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:19 pm

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:19 pm

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:20 pm

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:20 pm

Yo momma so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:21 pm

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:29 pm

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:29 pm

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:30 pm

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:31 pm

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:34 pm

Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:35 pm

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:35 pm

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:36 pm

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:36 pm

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:38 pm

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:40 pm

(If you're wondering by now, no I am not getting these off of a site, I write them down when I think of them and this is the first time they've been useful)

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:41 pm

(I've got like 20 more so prepare yourself)

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:41 pm

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:42 pm

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:42 pm

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:43 pm

Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:44 pm

Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MOMMA JOKES!   Sun May 18, 2008 1:45 pm

Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
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